Tired of Being Tired

Today’s article is going to be nothing more than an improvised rant. I’ll cover the topic of decentralisation next week. I’ve seen a few articles on Substack on that exact topic, which I did enjoy, but I have my own approach. Anyway, I haven’t been able to even start it because I’ve been so damn…

Tulips

I have a question for you: why do women have two sets of lips? The answer: so they can piss and moan at the same time. ZOMG! SASHA V IZ MUH SOGGY KNEES! Am I? Am I really? I'm fairly certain that women make far worse jokes about women, because apparently, according to June Lapine…

Barbie

So, yet another film about toys... Normally, I wouldn't bother writing about this, not only because I don't generally write about current events, but because I don't really care about the culture war, and I don't review films anyway. I have plans to start reviewing books, but not necessarily recently-published ones. The Man of Sorrows…

Something in the Air

Well friends, I'm back! I missed last week's post, which I didn't have scheduled, and instead tried to write that day, but couldn't finish. It's finished now, and I'll publish it at a later date. See, the air quality has been lousy as of late, and I developed some kind of respiratory condition in recent…

Bubblegum

You may have noticed that some of my articles have bizarre titles, such as "porkies," "tea leaves," or my best effort to translate "in defense of profanity" into Latin (I rarely use it, so despite being technically fluent, I'm a bit rusty). In my introductory post, I warned you that I would write about whatever…